Conversations in my head, vol. 1

Well, I guess one little cheese for lunch couldn't be all bad, right? Only 70 calories...

I swear to God, if you eat that, I'm leaving the rest of the day. You can go be fat with Chloe.

Wait. Wait! I put it back! I didn't even open it.

But you thought about it. You know you can't stop once you start. So don't even start. Finish your fast day. You only have eight more hours to go. Go do something productive.

But what about-

NO! Go work out. Or study. Maybe then you won't fail your midterms like the fucking fat loser you are.

Fine.