This week:
Day 1: 450
Day 2: 230
Day 3: 300
Day 4: 150
Day 5: 95
Day 6: 395
Day 7: fast
If this doesn't lose me 3.5 pounds in one week, then fuck me. If it does, I'm a fucking genius.
Numbers are randomly random. :]
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Back to ABC?
No, for real this time. I know I haven't been good with sticking to it lately. But I think I'm going to start again. God knows I need to.
By the way, I think I'm the most fucking accurate person ever. I step on the scale this morning:
162.0
Why, yes, I am fucking psychic.
3.5 pounds to lose until next Sunday. Must be 158.5. Maybe I'll make my own ABC plan. I don't like going over 500, even though I seem to go over 10,000 every single fucking weekend.
This is why I need boarding school.
By the way, I think I'm the most fucking accurate person ever. I step on the scale this morning:
162.0
Why, yes, I am fucking psychic.
3.5 pounds to lose until next Sunday. Must be 158.5. Maybe I'll make my own ABC plan. I don't like going over 500, even though I seem to go over 10,000 every single fucking weekend.
This is why I need boarding school.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Fucking shit, man.
I have shoved cookies and ice cream and wings and Tostitos and salsa and milk and cornflakes down my fucking gullet and I feel so goddamn full. I'll be fucking lucky if I manage to be 162 tomorrow. I'm expecting 165 or 167. Fuckfuckfuck.
I'm kind of sad because my bite mark isn't bruising like I wanted to it.
Yes, I got bitten today.
By a dog?
By a baby?
By a kitten?
No.
By my husband. Eep.
(That is, my play husband).
Explain to me why when HE tackles ME, we get yelled at for "being all over EACH OTHER"?!? Aghhhh. I'm emotionally disturbed right now, Jesus what is wrong with me??
Going crazycrazycrazy.
Sugar high?
I've been bruising so easily, I want this to bruise. I love showing off bruises..
I'm kind of sad because my bite mark isn't bruising like I wanted to it.
Yes, I got bitten today.
By a dog?
By a baby?
By a kitten?
No.
By my husband. Eep.
(That is, my play husband).
Explain to me why when HE tackles ME, we get yelled at for "being all over EACH OTHER"?!? Aghhhh. I'm emotionally disturbed right now, Jesus what is wrong with me??
Going crazycrazycrazy.
Sugar high?
I've been bruising so easily, I want this to bruise. I love showing off bruises..
Rocky road.
Raise your hands if all you thought of was ice cream. Only me? Oh...
Well, I had a large large bowl of ice cream today, and I'm incredibly pissed at myself. I have to make cookies later tonight, and once the Binge Monster gets in my head, I can't get him out.
I've decided to make a new plan. Because I like planning, and my current plan isn't working out. So I'll just keep planning until I find one that works; tell me what you guys think of this plan.
I weigh myself tomorrow, and that's my start weight. From there, my goal will be seven pounds for every two weeks, so approximately fourteen pounds a month. It's not as intense as my previous schedule...
Actually, a lot of the weights match up, if I turn out to be 162 tomorrow. If I'm less than 162 it makes my job easier. If I'm more... There will be hell to pay.
Julie Andrews is the fucking shit, by the way. She's just so perfect in everything. I watched Thoroughly Modern Millie last night, and she's just... Wow. I wish I could be her.
Maybe if I lost some fucking weight I could be more like her.
Well, I had a large large bowl of ice cream today, and I'm incredibly pissed at myself. I have to make cookies later tonight, and once the Binge Monster gets in my head, I can't get him out.
I've decided to make a new plan. Because I like planning, and my current plan isn't working out. So I'll just keep planning until I find one that works; tell me what you guys think of this plan.
I weigh myself tomorrow, and that's my start weight. From there, my goal will be seven pounds for every two weeks, so approximately fourteen pounds a month. It's not as intense as my previous schedule...
Actually, a lot of the weights match up, if I turn out to be 162 tomorrow. If I'm less than 162 it makes my job easier. If I'm more... There will be hell to pay.
Julie Andrews is the fucking shit, by the way. She's just so perfect in everything. I watched Thoroughly Modern Millie last night, and she's just... Wow. I wish I could be her.
Maybe if I lost some fucking weight I could be more like her.
Friday, February 26, 2010
VitaminWater Zero
Is my new best friend.
I was previously hung up on VitaminWater10, but that had to be rationed sparingly. At 20 cals a bottle it was good. But not good enough.
And now we have Zero, which just completes my life.
Today went to about 455 calories total, if I can prevent myself from bingeing tonight. If I can stay in my room or in the basement, I can stay out of trouble. Woo.
Tomorrow will be absolutely full to the brim with play practice (10-2), which means dancing, singing, not eating, and the possibility of having to kiss D, my stage husband (ick).
I was previously hung up on VitaminWater10, but that had to be rationed sparingly. At 20 cals a bottle it was good. But not good enough.
And now we have Zero, which just completes my life.
Today went to about 455 calories total, if I can prevent myself from bingeing tonight. If I can stay in my room or in the basement, I can stay out of trouble. Woo.
Tomorrow will be absolutely full to the brim with play practice (10-2), which means dancing, singing, not eating, and the possibility of having to kiss D, my stage husband (ick).
Second snow day in a row.
I swear, someone, somewhere doesn't want me and L to ever see each other.
Maybe it's for the best, I mean, he's who he is, and I'm..... just fucking plain me.
Ew.
Woke up at 160.6 (on my scale) and 160.0 (parents' scale)
Could be worse considering what I ate yesterday.
Had a bowl of cornflakes and milk (95 calories)
Dunno what I'll have for dinner. Something low cal. Hopefully.
I swear, someone, somewhere doesn't want me and L to ever see each other.
Maybe it's for the best, I mean, he's who he is, and I'm..... just fucking plain me.
Ew.
Woke up at 160.6 (on my scale) and 160.0 (parents' scale)
Could be worse considering what I ate yesterday.
Had a bowl of cornflakes and milk (95 calories)
Dunno what I'll have for dinner. Something low cal. Hopefully.
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