A is for apples.

Alright. I give. I'm starting ABC anew tomorrow, joining in with several other people who have already started.
I'm starting on Day 2. I hate Day 1's; they psych me out.
Alright, even after my epic failure, I'm going to do this shit. According to SparkTeens, my goal of losing 3 pounds per week is incredibly unhealthy. Good. Fucking good. I'm sick of being healthy and all this shit. I just want to be skinny.