Well, you are the one, the one that lies close to me.

Whispers, "Hello, I miss you quite terribly."

And I do miss you all quite terribly. I apologize for not keeping up with you all lately, I've been trying to comment as much as I can. I've thought about posting.
But nothing really comes to mind now.

I'm doing the ABC Diet with Kate Lunacy and some others.
Hence the lovely picture.


Today is Day 1: 500



Today has not started so well.







But I'm done for the rest of the day, after my chocolate cake and barbecue potato chips.

I'm also officially CPR/AED certified right now. Cooool.
It turns out, the girl who I thought I was going to be with for the summer I am not going to be with. Instead, I get to be with a gorgeous, skinny girl, who seems kind of bitchy and has amazingly perfect natural red ringlets. Did I mention she's so fucking pretty? And skinny?
Not fair.



I might do my eight minute water ritual after I take a shower.
Jesus, I smell.
Haven't showered since Saturday night, was being CPR/AED/Heimlich Maneuver (now called Five-and-Five, apparently people were suing the Heimlich name when people died...) trained. So if you have a heart attack... I can save you. Maybe.

Anyway, I love you guys. I feel bad constantly pestering you with the minutiae of my life. Nothing really goes on. Except things in my head.
Oh well.
<3