Thursday, May 20, 2010

Hell is a place where everyone binges.

And in heaven, we are all thin.

I ate today.
Too much.

Nothing tomorrow until dinnertime, my friend and I are going out to eat.
Liquid fasting Saturday and Sunday.

No, I will not eat any cookies that I made tomorrow.
No, I will not eat the cookies I make on Saturday.

Yes, I will get off my lazy ass and go do some fucking Pilates before this fat sinks further in.


  1. Good luck! I probably won't eat until dinner tomorrow as well. I'm going on a six hour trip and I'm going to pretend I'm carsick. :P After all, how many calories can you possibly burn while trapped in a vehicle for hours?

  2. I don't know if this will work for you, but I was making dinner the other night, and I had about5 different things cooking at once. I drunk 3 glasses of water after each other and then took massive breaths in, I really did feel like I had eaten eat, just smell for ages.

    I don't know if this will work for you, I know cookies are a lot more difficult than dinner.